A 22-year-old experiential education facilitator by-way-of art school, employee of an Ivy, vegetarian, procrastinator, and rock-climbing wilderness first responder living in picturesque rural New Jersey. She's holding her breath as she tests her clumsy legs post-college.
I wish I were spending today beating up hookers and stealing cars in the newest Grand Theft Auto game. But it doesn't come for the Wii. I can see it now--you could actually physically beat the hookers with the Wiimote.